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hey hey after living under a cave for 6 WHOLE MONTHS i am finally blogging..actually just add three more months and you can give birth to a baby...hiaz...todays Amaths lesson was super duper fun that i had to resort to counting hair...after that i decided to add some colour to my mundane life so drew a horse on my a maths work sheet and asked renee and dayna to guess what was it...after that i decided that the little horsey may be kinda hungry so i drew some hay for it..then HA i thought of a brilliant game called"NEEDLE IN THE HAY STACK".so the motive of the game is of course not to find a bee or a keyboard in the haystack but A NEEDLE.the first level was super easy. i drew loads and loads of hay like scribble here and there with my pencil and then a medium sized needle that was quite obvious..renee found it so easily...so i made it harder and drew the needle smaller..but renee still found it...then the third time i really tried so hard to make the needle unobvious to the naked eye..but NO..renee still found it so i gave up..after that i decided to listen but i just couldnt get that topic...so i decided that maybe i should just play the stare at the board and hope that it would explode game...after a maths i went to dayna's house...oh did i mention,her grandpa is kinda hot and nice.i think he secretly crushes me because he smiled at me today...then we drank orange juice that of course didnt taste like durian and i encouraged dayna to watch pride and good luck...TAKUYA KIMURA IS SO CUTE....why must he be so cute...why...observe RENEE TAN AND SHERRIE KOH that i didnt force dayna to watch it..i just URGED her to watch it...btw renee and sherrie have been very unreasonable and claimed that i dionne takuya kimura hoe shu min forced them to watch the takuya kimura vcds that i lent them...but i didnt...i am just a innocent 16 year old girl who has werid hair and short limbs and just want to share joy and peace with all the people in the nation.i have no intentions of ruining peoples life...anyways talking of short limbs i realise that i am getting fat...so anyone who can sponser me a u zap i promise that i will give u my hello kitty collection and $1.50..running like doesnt really help leh..i still look pregnant..oh anyway i have been super addicted to the 3d pinball..i know its stupid but it uber duper fun...and its a great time to suan my brother..when ever i get to do a mission and earn 10000 points i will tell my brother hey i am really sorry that i keep on getting the pinball into that hole..i just cannot stand why i am so good at that how i wishi could just be a normal girl who is unable to shoot the ball in...haha..ownagity level 1000..actually i dont think i should play any computer games with anyone thats because i start to become violent and i will start kicking and pushing people to the extend that they hit ther heads on the piano and start crying..anyways shall go now..TAKUYA KIMURA ROCKS MY LOCKS...

heyhey i realise that i havent been blogging for 684093 years...anyways to make up for the 684093 years i decided to post more pictures..these were taken during the 3a3 06 class outing and the excursion to china town...my editing skills not bad eh..


this was taken during kite flyinggg....




these three people are weirdos...


this was during the steamboat..kinda bimbotic but oh wells..


The clique..




I like this picture look at all our gorgeous legs..whoo..use veet and get beautiful FEET!!HAHA..ok maybe not all..haha


we were trying to jump at the same time..this is the best picture but STICK JOYCE SPOILT IT and sherrie's tummy too..finally i curled my legs...for the rest of the jumping pictures my legs were super straight

aha!!see so straight right,..




looks cool eh..

oh ya sherrie-so-fat-but-keep-on-eating koh keeps on looking at the prawn instead of the camera..

this was at the steambaot place where u have to help urself and go take ur own prawns meat..blah blah blah..

the art of drinking tea...


i really love my camera..shall go marry it when i grow up..anyways stick joyce and wayna really look as though they were at work..i think i can go advertise for compact powder..you know last like there were pictures of woman outside the powder..yea..i can do that..


renee is like gone..??

the ah pek is quite cute but the session was kinda boring..


haha sherrie's face kinda distorted..

so prfessional right..

by the way..amndal and i came up with a show called the dionne and amandal show..it features the both of us and so far we made two episodes because we were back by popular demand..the first show is called tea with dionne and amandal and the second one is steamboat with dionne and amandal..i shall upload it soon..anyways after the class outing we went bowling and the ball is like heavier than me..i kinda got bowled and felt as though i was going to fly and hit the pins over..eh how to upload videos?

heyhey everyone!!!i just changed my blogskin and realised that my links are superoutdated...some blogs dont even exists...so if u want me to link u just drop by and leave ur blog address on my tag board and u i will go link you...oh and please continue voting for ur favourite stars because the competition is ENDING SOON...anyways the next competition is design an egg competition...so if u are interested to be a contestant just let me know...only 10 spaces are available!!!ok since i dont have time..heres a short post...for CIP our class went to help the hearing impaired children...they were really sweet and my buddy was called sebrina..i think she has a crush on me..as in seriously la..

.dayna,renee,sherrie and i were in the same group..so we asked her to write a letter to her best friend and then she pointed to me...was it to sherrie the berrie??NO!!was it to dayna the mayna??NO!!was it to renee the benee??NO!its to dionne the pionne!!!i dont know what rymes with my name so pionne sounds the best...ya and then during photo taking session she will automatically stand next to me...HAH!!dayna was jealous..she was like fine...haha(PINE!!) ok it rymes with fine..and then dayna was super nice i tell u..she wanted to take a picture with sebrina but another girl wanted to come in the picture and she kinda pushed her away la...best man..the girl looked despondent..but its not really daynas fault..that girl always wanna come into the picture and everyone end up cutting her off..like kinda lie we are taking with her but actually she was cut off.but not all pictures la..some with her in...we didnt want to be mean...oh i asked sebrina if she crushed anyone but she say she didnt...she said that a cute guy crushed her and even kissed her..i was like u are so lucky..she told us that another girl who was horizontally challenged crushed that guy and kissed him...so i drew a love triangle out for her...and she laughed...haha we like questioning people about their love life...sebrina said the guy held her hand..thats so sweet..i think the only guys hand i will hold is my gong's one la..(gong gong for short)well...i think i am a pideophile...or whatever..i was talking to fabian online and told him that i wanna marry sebrina heres the convo..

zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
i shall go marry girls who are hearing impared
#21; always, +kyle says:
pretty blind girls tend to be v kind-hearted as well
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
i think i am like becoming a lesbianzip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
and a pillowphile
#21; always, +kyle says:
marry deaf girls?! -.-
#21; always, +kyle says:
paedophile la =/
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
the same la
#21; always, +kyle says:
lol
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
pillowphile
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
marry young pillows
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
aha

YUP fabian says he wanna marry blind girls because he says they are usually nice and sweet...and i wanna marry young pillows..haha...anyways here are some pictures that we took that day...

me and my future "wife"haha she really sweet...

renee and sebrina

dayna and sebrina

ok this picture looks a bit ah lianish but still looks good with all the hot babes


the guy is really cute...someone told me that he will grow up to be really handsome..i think it was cherelene...i agree:)


the girl next to dayna was the poor girl who usually got cut off...but not this time..

sherrie and sebrina

actually through this CIP we all felt really fortunate..well..sometimes when u think u are really unlucky and ur life is so screwed up and all...think again..

ok so here are all the STAR contestants...
1) Princess star....
2)Conserve all star...
3) Sumo star
4)Alien Star
5) Angel Star

What are u waiting for??vote for ur favourite star to stay in and WIN the competition..simply vote by slecting ur star and then click on the bar button to submit ur vote(u can only vote once because the computer will reconise that u have voted)....voters stand to win a whole weeks supply of honey stars and a bottle of mineral water....(prevent u from getting diabetes)anyways if ur star that u vote for wins ,u win too!!!if u have voted just leave ur name on my tag board..the competition will end on the 6th of august!!!so hurry vote now!!!after two weeks we will tell u who drew which star!!!SO ARE U STAR STRUCK YET??

Hiya school has been so stressful this week...to the extent that people are getting bald from tearing their hairs apart and i know that some people's nose is also falling apart due to constant rubbing..(ahem renee) rub somemore la i shall put chilli on ur fingers...whoo was so busy that i didnt have time to study A Maths i am gonna fail like free....everyone was so depressed after the a maths test that one whole group of us decided to isolate ourselves and sit at a corner to draw circles...i am gonna have eggs on my a maths paper...hiya time for sucking eggs...



oh well here is the outcome of the depressed circles...all our misery are in the circles...feel our pain....they look like eggs u know...hiya preparing ourselves mentally and emotionally as we are gonna see them on our a maths script on wednesday anyway


Dayna was so stressed that her face became so oily and she needed an extra large blotter which is the paper that comes along with the transprency..whoo...recycling tips

But the clique came up with a brilliant idea....whoo we save the day..and the idea is to come up with a star drawing competition to cheer everyone up...(btw spot my desk)hint it has something red on it..

OMG!!!everyone is jumping with glee..happy and gay are we!!WHOO the idea rocks...by the way everyone can look this happy too when you win fabulous prizes for having the best suggestion in school!!!so remember to write ur suggestions on a piece of paper and drop it inside the students suggestion box!!!there are situated at the canteen,library,outside HOD room and outside the office!!so what are u waiting for !!start dropping ur suggestions in today!!!(whoo i killed two birds with one stone)btw to 3A1 people...wow u guys really flood the suggestion box man..cool!!!i shall go photocopy a hundred pieces of my suggestions man!!


however renee is asleep so i will upload the star thing tomorrow and u guys can vote for ur fav stars...THE star candidate picture is uploaded by the courteousy of the renee-i look like i am gonna kill my zhuo ye because i hate doing it so much tan li yan...

This whole week is declared as star week so here is a list of what u can do during star week:
1.you can eat honey stars for breakfast,lunch and dinner and star fruits for a snack!!
2.when u are bored you can go to the sea side and pick up a star fish.then u can break all of its legs and watch it grow again to kill time....
3.u can pray to the star god and then go to the star fortune teller that sits outside the star temple and he will give u two pokemon cards showing STARMY AND STARYU which are water star pokemons..you can then burn it and drink it down with hot water like a talisman thinggy...
4.you can listen to the song starry starry night and gaze lovingly at that painting...
5.u can dress up as patrick and sit at a corner of orchard road and sing twinkle twinkle little stars...then maybe ur singing may be so horrible that people wanna shut u up by throwing coins..OH I WILL suddenly appear because i am the money goddess...
6.for exercise..u can do 100 star jumps..so cool eh

we interviewed two people and asked for their feedback on this "WISH UPON A STAR"project and here are what they said...
Paris hilton:even though the gods are crazy even though the STARS ARE BLIND..
macbeth:STARS HIDE UR FIRES...DO NOT LET LIGHT SEE MY DEEP AND DARKEST DESIRES...

thank you macbeth and paris for ur comments....u win a STAR bucks voucher...

So what are u waiting for?? CAST UR VOTES TODAY...

Anyways today is the last day for MR TEA!!!ar.......hiaz...he has been really nice and his lessons are really interesting..i can listen to him teach for the whole day and dont get bored...i think he has a fan club and renee dayna joyce and i are inside...we all agree that he is so cute to the extent that sheeps count him when he is sleeping....WE WILL MISS U MR TEA and thanks for ur chocolate..my mum says he is cute..and that he looks like a primary school boy...hey renee u found urself a partner..u look like a primary school girl...ahaha saboed..tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea(repeat 30 more times) ONE MORE TIME...teteateateateateateateateatetaetateateateateatea MR TEA WHOO...


my new found sister is..............................
mr FABIAN i wanna pose as dionne and be the money god and i act like i hate crouch when i love him and share the same number as him KHO HAN JIE....whose school is so ginormous that i got lost and need a map to move around...
well...so he wanna be the money god and all.. we both are having a competiton,the person who finds the most number of coins in a week wins.....we are actually currently betting on a lot of things like who gets a six peg first...winner gets two bottles of mineral water....oh i am currently losing one bet but its also two bottles of mineral water....his nickname shall be called mr fabian just wanna win me in everything PANTS(like smarty pants kinda thingg)..he wanna take beckham la....he loves crouch..everything..isit one thing..NO!isit TWO THINGS NO!!its everything..eh fabian castle lets have a score card and tele all our money collected in a week..OH!!there is another contest and that is if u think u can beat fabian and i at picking up coins..u can sign up now!!! and if u win us...u get a bottle of mineral water WITH OUR SIGNAUTRES ON IT..YIPEE...oh and in conjunction with star week,u also win a weeks supply of HONEY STAR BREAKFAST CEREAL..ok mr buring red hair..here is ur whole section dedicated to u..

when we were young.....
oh so that day my class had a health check up..was really fun....everyone were comparing their assets..hiya...i lose la..thats not the point...so we were looking at our health booklet and realised that dayna and renee talley pants were both borned in the same hospital as me...whoo..and renee was the longest baby..ok whatever...oh i remembered my mum told me that i was sucked out from her womb la..thats why my head has a dent la...the stupid doctor was so impatient that i took so long to come out..did he wait???NO MAN...he used a mini vacuum and sucked me out...my mum not only had to pay extra but paid indirectly for her daughter to have a werid dent on her head..thanks man doctor!!i love u...i bet his daughter sells vacuum cleaners for a living...oh and we were discussing what we did when we were young... renee and sister used to kill ants and then put them on tissue papers like as though they are hospital beds..they will then injure more ants and bring them to the hospital and they will also act as the parents or relatives of the deceased ants..whoo a sadist from young...i remembered that i like to hide in my folded matress and act as though that was a cave.....ok that was the past....and here is a poem that i wrote for my beloved best friend jillian i am ur brudder goh zi ying when i was primary 4:
guys are rotten,
taste like cotton,
smell like chicken,
tast like lion...
i thought jillian and lion rymed...i also wrote this:
hey jillian guess who am i.(D O N ) the helping words are i,n,e
that was how lame i was...


here is a random pic of me and my best friend sherrie..heyo congrats man and thanks for being such a nice friend..i know u are reading this sherrie..ur legs are skinny...see i am nice lore,,jkjk better bring parang to school on monday i know u are gonna murder me..




dayna the mayna...we were doing our social studies together but ended up crapping and taking pictures...eh dayna u are on my side. ok.LETS DESTROY THE EVIL RENEE AND SHERRIE FORCE...(see everyone at the back is like doing their ss la)

hiya...been depressed these three days...i just cant find anything funny to talk about..i found the nightmare that haunts my dream..its over..its gone..my dream can never come true..i fought so hard to impress but to no avail...i just realised that i have never been the best or maybe good at something..never excelled at all...when i thought there was a glimmer of hope..oh wells it was dashed..tried to move on and forget about it..how i wished it was easy..but most of the people around me found their dreams..the feeling of being out of something its really hurtful..how come some people can get away things they dont but others dont..how come some people just get all the opportunities in the world..nothings fair and on top of that i am kinda tan..so it doubles the unfairness..haha..i feel so irritated that two people can do the same thing but one gets caught for it and the other gets away with it easy...actually nothing have been good for me this year..whats with this year man..i think 2006 is just not my number...dreams dont always come true..anyways congratulations to those people who realised their dreams...all the best and continue to work hard...to those who havent oh well we shall just try to make the best of of the opportunities we have...

dont dream,its over